Who's ready for an awkward conversation?

Cardigan: Old Navy, $5
Top: H&M, $18
Jeans: Kohls, $30
Necklace: Charlotte Russe, $3
Purse: H&M, $28 (exact here but for $39.95, I had a coupon!)
Heels: Payless, $25

Hello, friends! I'm back from Atlanta, and not inside my apartment complex, isn't this a lovely surprise? I haven't posted an outfit photo in a week. Have you all missed my clothes? Is that weird? It's only weird if you make it weird.

Speaking of weird.... back to the title of this post.

A few weeks ago, I was e-mailing back and forth with a fellow blogger (we'll just call her... Kristine), and she mentioned that when she googled "Lynette Marie", the first website to pop up was a site for an escort. You know what I mean by escort, right? There are no children in the room, right? Okay, good. 

Kristine said she thought it was hilarious that this particular escort (who literally is also named Lynette Marie) is also blonde, built somewhat similarly to me (sans a couple of big girls if you know what I mean), and has her face blurred out in all of her pictures. Kristine also demanded that if that was me, I indeed must tell her, not because she was interested in "my services" but because "it would be hilarious" if I were a blogger by day and an escort in Vegas by night. HA! 

Let's clear this up, shall we?

Back when I first started my blog, I was interested in registering it under a domain name. So one day, I checked a domain registration site to see if lynettemarie[dot]com was available. When I saw it wasn't, I was curious to see what the website was. Needless to say, I was quite horrified when I went to site and saw that it was owned by a strikingly similar blonde who likes to.. well, whatever it is that escorts like to do. I prayed to God that none of my readers ever tried to find me at lynettemarie[dot]com and accidentally found my hotter, older, more sinful look-a-like, and that they didn't wonder exactly what Kristine wondered.

Oh Lord, I do apologize to all you curious cats who are going to that website right now out of pure curiosity. I just thought I should let you all know... THAT ESCORT IS NOT ME. I live in Michigan, not Vegas. I am a minister's wife, not an escort. And I just like to blog under my first and middle name, IS THAT SUCH A CRIME?


  1. i love this look - the buttoned cardigan over the button-up blouse and statement necklace. just perfect! and that is too funny about the escort website, what are the odds someone else out there would have your exact name and have that profession?!

  2. You look super cute and this story is so funny. I would be devastated if this were me.

  3. Aha too funny!
    I love the outfit, especially the necklace :)


  4. Lol, that's funny! No worries, I have not come across this site although now I'm curious. Okay not really that curious. I will just take your word for it!

    And I did miss your clothes! I love your necklace and nude pumps! And seriously, you have the best purse collection! Love this bag!

  5. You're hysterical! I like this Lynette Marie MUCH better. I actually love my middle name, too (Ashley) and thought about using it, but then went with a nickname (Mo) instead. :) And PS I missed your clothes. Totally not weird.

    See Mo Go.

  6. Yikes!!! You are too cute and classy. Love this outfit girl!

    Fashion and Beauty Finds

  7. You look gorgeous! That is such a funny story- sharing the same name with someone in that field (or a similar) one is just awful!

  8. Oh no! (but kinda hilarious!) I love your layered look here. And I'm in love with that $3 necklace!

  9. Bahahaha!!! You know I think this hilarious! Glad you cleared the air, you know in case anyone else stumbled upon that site ;) For the record...I think you're waaaaay hotter! Love the skinnies cuffed, that's the perfect length. you look FAB as always!

  10. I love the look, and I can't believe those shoes are from payless. I think they look like designer shoes. So glad you and your outfit posts are back :)

  11. I'd say your classy style would prevent anyone from really thinking it was you! :) I'm loving the color combinations in this outfit too by the way!

    Jess - J's Style

  12. Oh myyyy lawd: "lynettemarie[dot]come" - Freudian slip!?!?! Such a funny typo lololol

  13. Great little story! That situation would be awkward.... you look so pretty!

    xoxo Sarah Beth


  14. That is hilarious! When I started my store, I wanted DaisyRae.com but it was taken by a store that sells sex toys. lol. But now they are out of business and no longer have that address. I tried to buy the domain name but they want $15,000! Anyways, I got off topic. lol. You look amazing! Way too classy to be an escort!


  15. Lynette those shoes are hot!! Loving your sweater and beautiful necklace!

    XO Jenna

  16. That is such a funny story. You are far from an escort! You look adorable. Love this outfit, especially your necklace!
    -Bree @ aBree Fashion

  17. This outfit is so pretty & it would be great for Valentine's Day too. I love the shape, length & olor of that cardigan and that gorgeous Light Peach Statement Necklace. Also, great bag.

    Stop by & see what's new with me. =)

  18. bahaha, this is hilarious. unsurprisingly, lynettemarie.com is blocked at my work, so you can remain the hottest version of lynette marie (which you obvs are anyway). love the classy pinstripes!

  19. hahahaha. I legit just snorted at work. The quiet office hates me now. That's unfortunately hilarious. On the bright side, those heels were $25?? Steal of a deal. Steal of a deal.

  20. Haha! this post totally cracked me up. I will have to avoid typing in your blog URL in my address bar, but it's okay because if I start to type "lynette" then your URL autofills for me anyway, but since it's lynettemarieh.blogspot.com, I read it as "lynette mariah" which would actually be a pretty good escort name.

  21. I'm laughing at this post. What an awkward coincidence.

    Also, you're a flippin' genius. I keep getting frustrated by the fact that I can't wear sweaters over button ups. They look all lumpy and weird. And NOW, I see that you've buttoned up a cardigan over a button up. You've solved my dilemma! Thanks :)


  22. Oh my goodness lolllll! That is too funny and definitely grounds for an awkward conversation! I'm dying to see this website....I know.....I'm horrible haha! Glad your back with another fabulous outfit girl! This Lynette Marie's got class, sass, and style:)!

  23. oh.

    I have never tried to google your blog but now I may just do it for shits and giggles.

    #hussyankles takes a whole new meaning now.

  24. This outfit is so perfect!! I love the colors, the red and the blue really stand out.

  25. Hahaha! This is hilarious!

    Your outfit, however, is FABULOUS. Loving that necklace! And those heels...I seriously die. I'm so glad I found your blog...you are gorgeous and have the best style! Love that you find affordable pieces that look high end, too. Right up my alley! Happy to be following you now :)


  26. Oh no! That is hilarious and super awkward. There is a comedian who has the same name as me, so I think if anyone does a Google search, they will just find her.

  27. Sex toys are supposed to come with advice about how to clean and store them. Follow the manufacturer’s instructions carefully.
    For sex toys that can be washed, make sure you wash them methodically with warm water and soap after each use. Also wash them between uses....sex toys

  28. Found you via Pinterest. LOVE your style. Now following you on Pinterest. And Instagram. And Bloglovin. :)


  29. trans roma : I would just like to say what a well written article this was… Some good observations on italy Escorts.. Well done

  30. Welcome to Mumbaihotcollection.com, home of the finest Mumbai escorts in Mumbai area. Our Mumbai escorts are the finest Mumbai has to offer and will provide an unforgettable Mumbai Escort experience!
    Escorts in mumbai
    Escort service in mumbai
    Mumbai escorts service
    Mumbai call girls
    Call girls in mumbai
    Escorts mumbai
    Mumbai Escorts services
    Escort service in mumbai
    Escorts mumbai
    Escorts in delhi
    Escort service in delhi